Today was an example of them...Let me draw you a picture:
You have just finished working an eight hour shift...You come home and your kids are going crazy. They are fighting over EVERYTHING but you are the bad guy when you try and stop their "play". Throwing your hands up in frustration you manage to make them dinner but you fail to give the correct yogurt to the right kid. The one that typically wants "blue" wants to pink and the one that always gets "pink" was blue...So after you mediate a trade that makes everyone happy the piranhas finally start eating. This process takes about fifteen minutes more than you would have liked...You managed to keep it to ONLY fifteen minutes by promising them that you will walk to the store after they are finished...The store that is .5 miles from your house, but at least there is a sidewalk.
So once dinner is cleared away you start out making the trek to the store. You managed to not kill your kids on the way to the store and you only threatened their kneecaps once over the entire trip...you consider this a win!
Once home the kids break into their skittles and crunch bar but only AFTER their bath time.
FINALLY the kids are in bed...
You look around and find that it is now 8pm...and you haven't made dinner for you and your hubby.
What you have managed to do is thaw and clean 12 ounces of shrimp, make avocado pico de gallo along with seasoned sour cream...But no dinner...
Looking around you see that you have broccoli, spinach, cheese, butter, chicken and French's fried onions...what do you do????
Make this....
MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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